The recent decisions taken by Barack Obama, 44th President of United States, and the first Black president, have set the black community abuzz with the suspicion that Obama may have started transforming into white.
People are ready to swear that only a white can say things like average score of 129 “was like the Special Olympics or something”.
Decisions like increasing troops in Afghanistan, and becoming allay with Iran, giving more and more taxpayers money to greedy white investment bankers (Stanley O’Neal has retired safely and Franklin Raines is away from the Manhattan) has forced people to think that Obama is under the influence of “ White House”.
In a poll conducted by Doltish Media group 70 percent have said yes to the question that Obama is transforming into White.
Apart from “White House” theory, another theory doing rounds in cafes is that Obama was never “Black”, and all the time through the help of certain true Black friends he prepared his speeches and other election-wining ideas. This theory is also popular as it answers the question that how come “White America” could allow a Black person to take the rein of White House.
An earlier alarm from a childhood friend of Obama, who for the first time bought this point, was brushed off as an act of mental illness, but recent development has made people to analyze it seriously.
Scientists in the Univeristy of Imbecilic have reportedly found evidence that Obama may be suffering from Vitiligo, and recent actions may be due to the disease psychological affect. As the samples were taken clandestinely from the White House, the scientists requested anonymity.
Research has also started in another prestigious university, who also wishes to remain anonymous for the time being, that does power can influence the color of skin. The tests were undergoing on Condoleeze Rice who has reportedly become “more black” again. Postmodernists are trying to use these evidence to prove that white and black are nothing but the creation of symbols signifying power structure, and a black becoming the most powerful person on the earth could have counter balanced the structure, so the Obama himself or through some external reasons have started transforming into white.
Talking about external factors, the homeland security and CIA are also looking for any evidence suggesting a hand of any terrorist organization in all this. Till now that possibility exists only in theories.
A blogger has made a future photo, showing how a true “White Obama” will look, which does not look anything but scary.
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It is still early to say that what future holds for us, but no one is ready to have another 4 years of “White” rule.
Comments
In all fairness to Obama, I think we must understand that he is the elected president of THE UNITED STATE OF AMERICA and not of the US BLACKS alone.
So calling him simplistically Black or ”turning into white” might not be the best of things.
On second thoughts attempts should be made to go ”beyond and under the skin”!!!
Thanks for comment Mohit.
I was trying to be sarcastic in the article as when it was written he had said about something derogatory about special olympics.
The meaning behind the article which I wanted to convey was that power makes a good guy ( black) into a corrupt and uncaring ( white).
Though after reading your comment I think I totaly failed in achieving the desired results.
Please, do read again, and tell me how badly I have failed.
Dear Arjun,
I am generally not too generous when it comes to being impressed by some one’s writing skills. You however seem to be fast turning into an exception to that long standing point!
As far as my comment is concerned, I think I wrote it simplistically as an observation, no offence meant dude!
No offence taken Mohit.
And your comment is too generous; it is a real pleasure receiving such response.
Thanks again.
have sent u a msg on instablogs, pls do see it and revert back if u r interested in any ways1
cheers!
Obama seems to be failing to deliver what he promised and was expected from the first Black President of the U.S.A. More interesting was the exchange of views between the blogger and the commentator.
I was relieved to see that the article was meant to be satirical though the humor did fall flat for me. One difficulty with humor of this type is the fact that you must compete with the crazies who write the same sort of thing but are being serious.
I was relieved to see that the article was meant to be satirical though the humor did fall flat for me. One difficulty with humor of this type is the fact that you must compete with the crazies who write the same sort of thing but are being serious.
I was relieved to see that the article was meant to be satirical though the humor did fall flat for me. One difficulty with humor of this type is the fact that you must compete with the crazies who write the same sort of thing but are being serious.
Gary stole money from a Black church.
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